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Things I wish I could put on my resume.

Things I wish I could put on my resume.
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And then I said…
And then I said…
Meme Horoscope.
Meme Horoscope.
Words.
Words.
What if…
What if…
…what?!
…what?!
Scumbag nurses.
Scumbag nurses.
When women as for your opinion.
When women as for your opinion.
Love is blind.
Love is blind.
I wants belly rubs…
I wants belly rubs…
Words.
Words.
Haaay wuttt r yew doin!?
Haaay wuttt r yew doin!?
How God created the platypus.
How God created the platypus.
Halp!
Halp!
How much I like you.
How much I like you.
Cereal killer.
Cereal killer.
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Join the conversation
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
left+swipe
left swipe
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW