Filthy Hobbitses.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Why did the camel cross the road?

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

No need for parking sensors when you got these

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Armor equipped!

Saudi Arabia, when it rains in the desert.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Horlp may.

I… I guess thanks?

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

You just lost the game.

Astronauts playing with their food

Passive aggressive instructions