I’m looking forward to seeing your mother again…

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

this man is not okay

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

books are priceless treasures

not a single plant in this photo

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

the world is ready to see me at my worst

dramatic reading by 5 year old

did you know e.t. had a last name?

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

he can’t hear you!