Rawr!

Truth About Target

Allergic to chocolate

List of facts

Actually The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read

Don't tempt me, because I will

This guy.

My dad is so cheap…

i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman

This makes me happy

Just jump

Somebody’s About To Get A Face Full Of Hose

Everyone’s a whore

Finnish is fun!

Darth Billy Joel

Knitting Just Got Better