Feeling Lucky?

My whole life has been a lie.

My whole life has been a lie.
Everything happens for a reason
Everything happens for a reason
The perfect first date
The perfect first date
This was in my furniture assembly instructions
This was in my furniture assembly instructions
Math
Math
The dumbest patients
The dumbest patients
When Stephen Hawking met Jim Carey
When Stephen Hawking met Jim Carey
Excitement level
Excitement level
My reaction when I found out about Finding Dory.
My reaction when I found out about Finding Dory.
Why I don’t text and drive.
Why I don’t text and drive.
Upcoming Space Events of 2015
Upcoming Space Events of 2015
Before you kiss a boy.
Before you kiss a boy.
In preparation for the East Coast blizzard.
In preparation for the East Coast blizzard.
Hey girl…
Hey girl…
Being mistaken for Aaron Paul
Being mistaken for Aaron Paul
The 20 creepiest things you can whisper in someone’s ear
The 20 creepiest things you can whisper in someone’s ear
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
come+to+me+sweet+child.
come to me sweet child.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Local+pastor%3A+did+you+know+gay+people+also+have+wallets%3F
Local pastor: did you know gay people also have wallets?
Join the conversation
Please+make+it+stop%26%238230%3B
Please make it stop…
A+noble+death%2C+no+doubt.
A noble death, no doubt.
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
A+captain+and+his+ship
A captain and his ship
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.