Handy tip #263

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

who is greg and what is he capable of?

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

am i phobos the moon of mars?

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

boba fett is actually pinocchio

CSI: disneyland