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So my wife got an oil change…

So my wife got an oil change...
Life is like a bowl of soup.
Life is like a bowl of soup.
EXPLAIN THESE!
EXPLAIN THESE!
Virgin coconut water.
Virgin coconut water.
Logic process.
Logic process.
You’re like a drug to me.
You’re like a drug to me.
Reality of fear.
Reality of fear.
She said she’d call…
She said she’d call…
Why I have a Facebook account…
Why I have a Facebook account…
Illustrated guide to facial hair.
Illustrated guide to facial hair.
Exorcism Russian style.
Exorcism Russian style.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Oh grandpa…
Oh grandpa…
Angry cakes.
Angry cakes.
Words.
Words.
Paw.
Paw.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
No+shame.
No shame.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Join the conversation
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Hands.
Hands.