Best family portrait ever.

Best family portrait ever.

soory not soory

soory not soory

Take a leap of faith

Take a leap of faith

What a weird job to lie about having

What a weird job to lie about having

rookie mistake

No one can stop us!

No one can stop us!

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

and now I’m wide awake. great…

and now I’m wide awake. great…

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

How did he even get hired?

How did he even get hired?

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

Excellent child logic

Excellent child logic

introvert level: expert

introvert level: expert

That was unexpected

That was unexpected