World’s Deadliest Horror Villain.

What I am expecting to see when I go to Japan:

One of my favorite machines in the world!

The World Can Be Better

Reese’s Deep Dish Peanut Butter Pie with Chocolate Covered Pretzel Crust

Hey… My eyes are down here.

After leg day at the gym.

If a Google employee dies…

Being a college student vs. Being old.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

Animals With Low Self Esteem

You are what you eat.

The greatest fortune in the world.

I made my cat Leon a crown

When you give a mouse a cookie…

While camping strap a head lamp to a gallon jug of water to fill the entire tent with ambient light.