Nyum nyum nyum nyum…

you had a good run

dinner and show

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

so warm and cozy

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

popsicles

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

gonna need to step outside for a second

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

i can never show my face in public again