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Breakfast in the UK.

Pandemics are for poetry.
Pandemics are for poetry.
She’s a little confused but got the right idea…
She’s a little confused but got the right idea…
Yet another muggle loving Weasley.
Yet another muggle loving Weasley.
Electricity, a guide.
Electricity, a guide.
All hail the one true Tiger King.
All hail the one true Tiger King.
Masks are tricky, apparently.
Masks are tricky, apparently.
You can’t contain this.
You can’t contain this.
Look at it differently.
Look at it differently.
The robots have harnessed the humans…
The robots have harnessed the humans…
Don’t trust the goats, though.
Don’t trust the goats, though.
OK but what about the gig workers?
OK but what about the gig workers?
In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.
In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.
Dad jokes…
Dad jokes…
Mask up, bitches.
Mask up, bitches.
OK but what about the child brides?
OK but what about the child brides?
Let%26%238217%3Bs+clarify+this+butter%26%238230%3B
Let’s clarify this butter…
And+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+half+bad+at+it%2C+at+that.
And I’m not half bad at it, at that.
Stop+sending+me+mixed+signals%2C+bruv.
Stop sending me mixed signals, bruv.
The+laser+used+in+corrective+eye+surgery+is+accurate+enough+to+write+words+on+a+hair.
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
Join the conversation
Electricity+is+scary%2C+circuit+1977.
Electricity is scary, circuit 1977.
I+feel+dead+people%26%238230%3B
I feel dead people…
It%26%238217%3Bs+possibly+your+own+damn+fault%2C+Jenna.
It’s possibly your own damn fault, Jenna.
Amen+and+awomen.
Amen and awomen.
But+only+I+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+turd%26%238230%3B
But only I know it’s a turd…
%26%238230%3Band+if+you+see+one%2C+you+must+hop+on+and+scream+YEEHAWWWW%2C+apparently.
…and if you see one, you must hop on and scream YEEHAWWWW, apparently.
I+could+om+nom+the+science+out+of+that+theory%26%238230%3B
I could om nom the science out of that theory…
Those+damst+colonial+organisms%26%238230%3B
Those damst colonial organisms…