Presidential troll.

I could om nom the science out of that theory…

Igloo igloo has a nice ring to it.

2021 job hunting is opportunistic.

And I’m not half bad at it, at that.

360 gravity maneuver

It’s possibly your own damn fault, Jenna.

The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.

Heartwarming news you can use.

Let’s clarify this butter…

We must regen!

Stop sending me mixed signals, bruv.

Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.

Scorpion molts are metal.

Politicians fear such a thing.

I am something of a note taker…