Amish Segway.

Strum, my darlings.

The corns will provide.

Los Angeles, Sans Smog?

Simpsons quarantined first?

You can’t out hustle a hustler.

Paul Rudd can’t load his own groceries…

The briefings will continue until morale improves…

The time has come!

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

So long and thanks for all the oil…

Montana Governor declares the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Nargles as essential.

We are all special little orchids, really.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

I could climb this pinnacle.