Who made your zipper?

Who made your zipper?

sometimes you just need to take a break to cry

sometimes you just need to take a break to cry

is this peak twitter?

is this peak twitter?

just hang in there

just hang in there

what chapter are we on, today?

what chapter are we on, today?

shoulda just gone home after 2

shoulda just gone home after 2

that’s what friends are for

that’s what friends are for

laundry can wait, sleep can’t

laundry can wait, sleep can’t

grandma law said she had to

grandma law said she had to

if you know, you know

if you know, you know

punctuation matters

punctuation matters

maybe i’m not cut out for marriage

maybe i’m not cut out for marriage

it makes sense if you don’t think about it

it makes sense if you don’t think about it

holy cracker!

sony did it better

sony did it better

i could take a bear

i could take a bear