Things I learned from my father.

Goldfish.

Chris Christie and guests enjoying NJ beach -- after he ordered state beaches closed

Massive Respect

The vinyl version of the Force Awakens soundtrack has embedded holograms

The older I get, the more I understand Squidward

#NeverForget

Baby Grant

How America protects school children.

The AFLAC Scam

I hate you, you're not my real ladder!

The Iron Knight Rises.

Pretty accurate...

The IRS is made of people.

There is a time to rent and a time to own.

These are tearable puns.