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Who needs a knife?

Who needs a knife?
house therapy
house therapy
this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be
this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be
it’s healthy to set boundaries
it’s healthy to set boundaries
team carrie
team carrie
gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today
gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today
the original viagra
the original viagra
you’re next!
you’re next!
centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business
centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business
thanks but no thanks
thanks but no thanks
pass me some coal
pass me some coal
all the pain
all the pain
i slept okay
i slept okay
especially on a friday
especially on a friday
tooting his own horn
tooting his own horn
the gift no one wants
the gift no one wants
Grammar+is
Grammar is
The+JellyBelly+founder+is+hosting+a+nation+wide+treasure+hunt+for+Golden+tickets+to+own+a+JellyBelly+candy+factory+before+he+retires%2C+BTW.
The JellyBelly founder is hosting a nation wide treasure hunt for Golden tickets to own a JellyBelly candy factory before he retires, BTW.
%2Acar+door+closing+intensifies%2A
*car door closing intensifies*
It+gives+us+the+knife%26%238230%3B
It gives us the knife…
Join the conversation
But+yes%2C+still+lbs+of+it%2C+please.
But yes, still lbs of it, please.
Get+this+guy+a+whistle.
Get this guy a whistle.
She+may+have+just+cursed+the+entire+family%26%238230%3B
She may have just cursed the entire family…
Crew+Dragon+capsule+before+and+after+a+trip+to+the+ISS.
Crew Dragon capsule before and after a trip to the ISS.
aaAACTING%21
aaAACTING!
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+live+on+this+planet+any+more.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this?
Good+on+you%2C+Humpy.
Good on you, Humpy.