My actual mantra.

My actual mantra.

I would watch this episode of Where Are They Now?

I would watch this episode of Where Are They Now?

This is how I die, actually.

This is how I die, actually.

Fingernails are weird.

Fingernails are weird.

I’d vote for this.

I’d vote for this.

You need 2 hands to eat a Grand Mac according to Mcdonalds

You need 2 hands to eat a Grand Mac according to Mcdonalds

Real slick, pal.

Real slick, pal.

Be more like a palm tree.

Be more like a palm tree.

Vietnamese restaurant in Berkeley, CA

Vietnamese restaurant in Berkeley, CA

You can’t get diseases from a bird.

You can’t get diseases from a bird.

There’s a coffee shop in PoznaÅ„, Poland called Szop, where you can enjoy your coffee while petting their friendly raccoon, Rocky.

There’s a coffee shop in PoznaÅ„, Poland called Szop, where you can enjoy your coffee while petting their friendly raccoon, Rocky.

This whale, called Blade Runner, survived being cut up by a boat propeller in 2001.

This whale, called Blade Runner, survived being cut up by a boat propeller in 2001.

She’ll come around after a long walk…

She’ll come around after a long walk…

The family who vandalizes the Berlin Wall together, stays together.

The family who vandalizes the Berlin Wall together, stays together.

Sydney Harbour has seagull patrol border collie who herds seagulls away from patrons

Sydney Harbour has seagull patrol border collie who herds seagulls away from patrons