I live a very social life…

it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

he was named pants because he always wore pants

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

the moment your realize you might be a mouse

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

calling in thicc to work tomorrow

this may be the most important service dog of all time. so floofy!

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

looks like apples are off the menu for anti-vaxxers!

the muse and his portrait