40 ways to tie a scarf.

become ungovernable

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

how to get kicked out of every local gym

give me your best conversation stoppers

she was talking to the dog

in the real world your dog can call you

you know the food at the orgy was good if you remember it

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

witch of the waterfall

your lab instructor is a furry

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

just like bagel bites prophesized

refuse to lose

baby gandalf

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!