There is a special place in hell for people like me…

Somethings in life are sad and funny, at the same time.

WARR-E

Americans are crazy observant

At least I can grow a great beard

Ken M on Hitler’s Fabulous Watercoloring

Hypervelocity impact damage of projectile traveling 6.8 kilometers/sec (4.2 miles/sec)

biggest fear

That tenure makes them real bold

Amy Schumer responds

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

Puppy guilt trip

I would have put a few points on walking…

I had no choice!

There’s been a disturbing lack of BRRRRRRRTTTTT