Why am I judging this guy?

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

work day lunch break hack

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?