Stand near a spot of water, easiest illusion ever.

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

When you gotta go, you gotta go

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

just one?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

This is a brilliant grandpa move

24 then and now

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point