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My husband is not the smartest…

My husband is not the smartest...
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
360º door slam.
360º door slam.
We call it the lazy river.
We call it the lazy river.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
The mummified head of Josephine Rosenthal.The first Catholic Nun ever recorded to be possessed.
The mummified head of Josephine Rosenthal.The first Catholic Nun ever recorded to be possessed.
Guess whooo?
Guess whooo?
Don’t worry about me, actually.
Don’t worry about me, actually.
Grow together.
Grow together.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Release the hounds.
Release the hounds.
He’s really borked up this time…
He’s really borked up this time…
Long live the Queen…
Long live the Queen…
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Eye placement is important.
Eye placement is important.
good+question
good question
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Join the conversation
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
left+swipe
left swipe
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.