You can’t control everything…

Persistence is admirable.

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Let them may may.

Match made in prehistory…

I could go for a few pints…

She was expecting the bakers dozen.

Mike is about to drop an heck of an album.

I could watch this sport.

Quick maths!

U.S. Flag but each star is scaled proportionally to their state’s population and geographic location (roughly).

Hard pass, thanks. – Kroger, probably.

Spam is weird circa 2021

Amy, your mother is calling…

I really don’t care, do you?

Well, sure… bud.