How to write in Chinese.

Come forth and receive eternal life...

That's otter-ly insane

Disney pays minimum wage

Everybody eats.

Step out the car please, citizen...

Whoops! Wrong Holiday

An apple a day...

Actual survey...

How awful your life must be...

The Chinese are good at this sort of thing...

Oasis in Libya

You're embarrassing me.

The ideal place to be when zombies happen.

It's a bold strategy, Natahsha. Let's see if it pays off......

Always remember