Paid for by the Council of Elrond.

Paid for by the Council of Elrond.

what about pork?

what about pork?

it’s his kitten now

it’s his kitten now

worth being hated for the free fries

worth being hated for the free fries

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

i wasn’t trying to type “duck you”

i’d turn on the human race, too

i’d turn on the human race, too

Who knows the reference?

Who knows the reference?

i feel bad for the bananaquit

i feel bad for the bananaquit

there is only one acceptable answer

there is only one acceptable answer

New York Times Bestseller

New York Times Bestseller

wise words

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

resistance is futile

resistance is futile

was it worth the wait?

was it worth the wait?

lighten up

he almost got away with it

he almost got away with it