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Why I have so many contacts in my phone.

Why I have so many contacts in my phone.
Thoughts on tipping.
Thoughts on tipping.
Summoning kitty.
Summoning kitty.
In case nobody told you today…
In case nobody told you today…
Words I live by.
Words I live by.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Just a bunch of Nazis having a snowball fight.
Victory is not all it’s cracked up to be…
Victory is not all it’s cracked up to be…
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
I was supposed to have a nice body this summer…
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
How to mess with Wal-Mart.
Words.
Words.
A tribute to cheese.
A tribute to cheese.
Alone. So very alone.
Alone. So very alone.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
This child wins life.
This child wins life.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look.
I love burrito.
I love burrito.
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Он исцелит вас
I%26%238217%3Bll+just+stay+on+the+beach%2C+thanks.
I’ll just stay on the beach, thanks.
Our+family+was+very+poor+when+I+was+a+kid%26%238230%3B
Our family was very poor when I was a kid…
Nutmeg%2C+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+oldest+cat%2C+passed+away+on+the+14+of+September+2017+at+the+age+of+32.
Nutmeg, the world’s oldest cat, passed away on the 14 of September 2017 at the age of 32.
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I+dunno%26%238230%3B+Maybe+don%26%238217%3Bt+hit+animals%3F
I dunno… Maybe don’t hit animals?
Horses+need+hugs+too.
Horses need hugs too.
Give+me+tea+and+biscuits%2C+or+give+me+death.
Give me tea and biscuits, or give me death.
As+an+engineer%2C+I+relate+heavily.
As an engineer, I relate heavily.
A+billionaire+died+in+Nigeria
A billionaire died in Nigeria
The+smell+of+whiskas+awakens+an+ancient+evil
The smell of whiskas awakens an ancient evil
Humans+versus+robots
Humans versus robots
Life%2C+uhh%2C+finds+a+way.
Life, uhh, finds a way.