The majestic mantis shrimp.

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

so warm and cozy

just passing through

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

do you even lift, nerd girl?

i can never show my face in public again

baby faced swamp witch

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

political pokemon

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home