Be awesome all the time.

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

another delicious hummuscide

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

say aloe to my little friend

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

planking isn’t for everybody

was joining the US military the original squid game?

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

the law of giants

the makers of oreos have no chill

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible