Metal, you’re doing it right.

Bending the fabric of the universe

Possibly the most Canadian tweet.

I did what any respectable dog would do. #noregrets

Excessive force.

Tame the baby fever!

Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water

My entire life is a lie

#mansnotcop

Nationalize the internet

Mozzarella sticks are hard to eat.

A fair description of anxiety.

Healthcare tips.

Never get a break 😔

Kissing.exe has crashed.

That’s fair…