Feeling Lucky?

It isn’t that I’m not a people person…

It isn't that I'm not a people person...
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I have made a yuge mistake.
I have made a yuge mistake.
Well, when you put it like that…
Well, when you put it like that…
Me to my parents: my black friend is coming over… My parents:
Me to my parents: my black friend is coming over… My parents:
I get no respect.
I get no respect.
The Geriatric Wing
The Geriatric Wing
Larry appreciates his family history.
Larry appreciates his family history.
A symbiotic relationship.
A symbiotic relationship.
Yoda knew…
Yoda knew…
Shall we destroy it, brothar?
Shall we destroy it, brothar?
Preach.
Preach.
Llamas of NY– Time square, circca 1960.
Llamas of NY– Time square, circca 1960.
Dairy Queen Canada using a hockey stick for socially distance payments.
Dairy Queen Canada using a hockey stick for socially distance payments.
It is a baby black panther, for your viewing pleasure.
It is a baby black panther, for your viewing pleasure.
OK but how are we supposed to recruit? – Your local PD, probably.
OK but how are we supposed to recruit? – Your local PD, probably.
Seinfeld did it first?
Seinfeld did it first?
What+the+hell+did+you+just+put+in+my+mouth%21
What the hell did you just put in my mouth!
You+Gotta+Hand+It+To+This+Guy
You Gotta Hand It To This Guy
When+I+die%26%238230%3B
When I die…
To+the+person+going+through+our+trash+for+their+next+meal%26%238230%3B
To the person going through our trash for their next meal…
Join the conversation
Please+Look+At+The+Camera
Please Look At The Camera
Every+Time+I%26%238217%3Bm+Browsing+The+Internet
Every Time I’m Browsing The Internet
%26quot%3BTake+off+your+glasses.+I%26%23039%3Bm+fearing+for+my+life+right+now%26quot%3B
"Take off your glasses. I'm fearing for my life right now"
Some+Parents+Need+To+Be+More+Coherent
Some Parents Need To Be More Coherent
The+British+are+coming%21
The British are coming!
But+That%26%238217%3Bs+None+Of+My+Business
But That’s None Of My Business
Horse+%26amp%3B+Flower+ghost
Horse & Flower ghost
As+an+Arab%2C+I+exploded%26%238230%3B+With+laughter
As an Arab, I exploded… With laughter