Our humblest apologies.

Our humblest apologies.

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

michael’s store employees use the honor system

michael’s store employees use the honor system

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

phrasing matters

phrasing matters

his name was close enough

his name was close enough