How green is your internet?

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

the world is ready to see me at my worst

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

peekaboo for adults

did you know e.t. had a last name?

dramatic reading by 5 year old

he can’t hear you!

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald