Unrelated movies reduced.

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

houses have layers like onions

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

fine, i’ll do it myself!

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

michael’s store employees use the honor system

his name was close enough

How could someone be so cruel

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

we’re all playing checkers while this bloke from the 17th century was playing chess