Angry Birds around the world.

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

that’s a loaded question

yes, please

spitting venom

what every kid wants for christmas

beer science

how it started vs how it’s going

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

classic carrie bradshaw

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

did he do it?

i should have texted instead