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How to become a superhero.

How to become a superhero.
death by hot dog
death by hot dog
what are your thoughts on this?
what are your thoughts on this?
x marks the spot
x marks the spot
a haiku about cats
a haiku about cats
Bruce Willis gets his own category at the Razzies this year
Bruce Willis gets his own category at the Razzies this year
ming-na wen is ageless
ming-na wen is ageless
forest dwelling sea lion
forest dwelling sea lion
the ones in the back are having more fun
the ones in the back are having more fun
and now so do i
and now so do i
this security cat looks like he’s seen some things
this security cat looks like he’s seen some things
stool sample
stool sample
did it hurt?
did it hurt?
pupper chooses you
pupper chooses you
smells like school dinners
smells like school dinners
be one with the bread
be one with the bread
He+misses+his+papa.
He misses his papa.
The+forgotten+victim.
The forgotten victim.
They+can+do+what+now%3F
They can do what now?
Yo+mama+so+fat%26%238230%3B
Yo mama so fat…
Join the conversation
Pick+a+number+between+1+and+30.
Pick a number between 1 and 30.
Palm+trees%2C+you%26%238217%3Bve+got+to+hand+it+to+the+artist
Palm trees, you’ve got to hand it to the artist
%26%238230%3Bthere%26%238217%3Bs+an+app+for+that.
…there’s an app for that.
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+especially+lazy%26%238230%3B
You’re not especially lazy…
He+Tried%26%238230%3B
He Tried…
Convos+with+my+2-year+old+%26%238211%3B+The+Cookie.
Convos with my 2-year old – The Cookie.
100+bits+of+wisdom.
100 bits of wisdom.
I%26%238217%3Bve+decided+to+evolve.
I’ve decided to evolve.