Feeling Lucky?

My childhood was not this good.

My childhood was not this good.
and now so do i
and now so do i
it’s all quiznos’ fault
it’s all quiznos’ fault
smells like school dinners
smells like school dinners
the slime persists
the slime persists
the final boss karen
the final boss karen
the ones in the back are having more fun
the ones in the back are having more fun
all we are is dust on the shelf
all we are is dust on the shelf
who’s a good human?
who’s a good human?
there is nothing to look forward to
there is nothing to look forward to
or your fire back
or your fire back
the pepper fairy strikes again!
the pepper fairy strikes again!
did it hurt?
did it hurt?
a haiku about cats
a haiku about cats
x marks the spot
x marks the spot
all the boxes of dogs!
all the boxes of dogs!
True+intentions
True intentions
I%26%238217%3Bve+boiled+the+emails%2C+Ma%26%238217%3Bam.
I’ve boiled the emails, Ma’am.
We+gotta+stash+these+milk+bones%21
We gotta stash these milk bones!
Star+leaves+and+all%26%238230%3B
Star leaves and all…
Join the conversation
PC+BROKE+RACE
PC BROKE RACE
Gordon+Ramsay+would+be+proud.
Gordon Ramsay would be proud.
President+Obama+meets+with+his+successor+after+the+2016+election
President Obama meets with his successor after the 2016 election
Justice+is+served.
Justice is served.
Some+birds%2C+like+geese%2C+can+descend+by+%26%238216%3Bwhiffling.%26%238217%3B+This+involves+zig-zagging+and+sometimes+turning+completely+upside-down+to+quickly+plummet+towards+the+ground.
Some birds, like geese, can descend by ‘whiffling.’ This involves zig-zagging and sometimes turning completely upside-down to quickly plummet towards the ground.
It+would+help%26%238230%3B%3F
It would help…?
We+still+never+talk+sometimes
We still never talk sometimes
Get+fished.
Get fished.