Creative iPad decals.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Humans are clever.

You can call me Mr. T.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

Give to me the large dumple.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

All the beautiful people.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

Always look on the bright side of life.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Grandmother, stop.

2 circus elephants immediately bond after being separated for 22 years