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Six Uses for the Yellow Pages.

Six Uses for the Yellow Pages.
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the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently
the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently
the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall
the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall
lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together
lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together
anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face
anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face
but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit
but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit
love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic
love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic
planking isn’t for everybody
planking isn’t for everybody
i am not the old white man you’re looking for
i am not the old white man you’re looking for
the flux capacitor can only handle so much
the flux capacitor can only handle so much
the law of giants
the law of giants
a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves
a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves
say aloe to my little friend
say aloe to my little friend
another delicious hummuscide
another delicious hummuscide
I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh
I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh
the makers of oreos have no chill
the makers of oreos have no chill
I+mean%2C+a+bed+is+a+bed.
I mean, a bed is a bed.
Well+that+just+kinda+worked+itself+out%26%238230%3B
Well that just kinda worked itself out…
My+dad+works+with+Ted+Cruz%26%238230%3B
My dad works with Ted Cruz…
Mom+of+the+year%2C+circa+1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Join the conversation
Are+you+seeing+what+I%26%238217%3Bm+seeing%3F
Are you seeing what I’m seeing?
Cat+toys+for+sale%2C+mint+condition.
Cat toys for sale, mint condition.
Subway+cars+being+dropped+in+the+ocean+in+rocky+areas+to+create+habitats+for+sea+life%2C+apparently.
Subway cars being dropped in the ocean in rocky areas to create habitats for sea life, apparently.
Safari+down+makes+the+best+pillows.
Safari down makes the best pillows.
The+Nords+eat+purposefully.
The Nords eat purposefully.
I%26%238217%3Bm+no+longer+the+idiot%21
I’m no longer the idiot!
Nice+work+Johnny+boy.
Nice work Johnny boy.
I%26%238217%3Bm+blue+daba+dee+dabba+dooo%26%238230%3B
I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…