Six Uses for the Yellow Pages.

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before

you cicada be kidding me!

an easy guide to help you portion your food

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

the story of how this woman became an archaeologist is amazing

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

flat earthers were right the whole time

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

toast and butter is an everyday phase