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Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone

Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone
My heart… is thawed
My heart… is thawed
So realistic
So realistic
Always listen to a smart woman
Always listen to a smart woman
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
And together they will conquer the dog park
And together they will conquer the dog park
Just wait until she speaks
Just wait until she speaks
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Karen wins again
Karen wins again
True caring
True caring
Shoulda seen it coming
Shoulda seen it coming
This is how birds are born
This is how birds are born
My new jogging pants
My new jogging pants
obviously yes
obviously yes
omg! it looks so happy!
omg! it looks so happy!
The+problem+with+being+a+fatalist%26%238230%3B
The problem with being a fatalist…
Welcome+to+your+new+life%2C+Bradley.
Welcome to your new life, Bradley.
1999+was+a+good+year+for+Google.
1999 was a good year for Google.
Gotdammit%2C+Bruce%26%238230%3B
Gotdammit, Bruce…
Join the conversation
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.
Someone+back+at+HQ+celebrating.
Someone back at HQ celebrating.
I+miss+the+rains+down+in%2C+Lubbock%26%238230%3B
I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…
Actual+survey%26%238230%3B
Actual survey…
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+trolling+an+interview%2C+circa+1991.
Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.
It+makes+no+got+darn+sense%21
It makes no got darn sense!
This+is+actually+the+saddest+picture+on+the+internet.
This is actually the saddest picture on the internet.
Won%26%238217%3Bt+you+watch%2C+my+movie%3F
Won’t you watch, my movie?