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How to get up and get dressed.

How to get up and get dressed.
we’ve failed god’s test(ament)
we’ve failed god’s test(ament)
daylight saving time
daylight saving time
vassalized
vassalized
draining joyride
draining joyride
not your garden variety story…
not your garden variety story…
drama queen
drama queen
a light on this story…
a light on this story…
engine-near
engine-near
recycling trash
recycling trash
urine trouble, mister
urine trouble, mister
you shall pass
you shall pass
breaking the silence
breaking the silence
menage a trouble
menage a trouble
what the shell?!
what the shell?!
no shot
no shot
i+only+coughed+once
i only coughed once
no+amount+of+preparation+would+have+made+me+freddy+for+this
no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this
and+half+the+time+it+defies+gravity+and+looks+rock-solid
and half the time it defies gravity and looks rock-solid
a+true+celebration+of+life
a true celebration of life
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when+I+was+21+I+was+broke+and+still+in+college
when I was 21 I was broke and still in college
some+fairytale+overthinking+to+waste+your+time
some fairytale overthinking to waste your time
that%26%238217%3Bs+something+a+ghost+would+say
that’s something a ghost would say
the+most+secure+network+on+the+planet
the most secure network on the planet
just+one+more+episode%26%238230%3B
just one more episode…
a+wholesome+troll
a wholesome troll
never+tell+me+the+odds%26%238230%3B
never tell me the odds…
when+someone+is+colon+you+out+critically
when someone is colon you out critically