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Confused mom is confused.

Confused mom is confused.
morning self affirmations
morning self affirmations
this is the year i choose books over booze
this is the year i choose books over booze
what disney does best
what disney does best
the only way to eat a fruit roll up
the only way to eat a fruit roll up
i’ll have one finland breakfast, please
i’ll have one finland breakfast, please
i bet their babies are adorable
i bet their babies are adorable
How did I miss this air bud movie?
How did I miss this air bud movie?
married too young
married too young
and that’s why i say bro
and that’s why i say bro
why would anyone be so cruel?
why would anyone be so cruel?
what wonder drug is this for?
what wonder drug is this for?
you ruined it, grandpa…
you ruined it, grandpa…
toot toot
toot toot
inspired by the velocipastor
inspired by the velocipastor
phew!
phew!
Classy.
Classy.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Join the conversation
No+shame.
No shame.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…