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When my friend in law school tries to talk to me…

When my friend in law school tries to talk to me...
swift drift
swift drift
maguire’s acquired taste
maguire’s acquired taste
bonding time
bonding time
“Use your Bat-Patience”
“Use your Bat-Patience”
stacking paper
stacking paper
lizard rizzard
lizard rizzard
haiku horror
haiku horror
love’s leash
love’s leash
8-2-7-7-444-66-4 8-444-6-33
8-2-7-7-444-66-4 8-444-6-33
dating hating
dating hating
a new spin on things
a new spin on things
wordless bird
wordless bird
socialight
socialight
monday moments
monday moments
conditioned to win
conditioned to win
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Join the conversation
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…