Grate business cards.

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

Take off from Australia, land in China

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year

There are three types of girls on Halloween

Jokes on me…

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Breaking news!

Why you all mad, tho?

How to break a heart

Surprises for the drunk one

This bear naps.

Words.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Permission to cry.

*watches Netflix happily*