Teaching a cat to fish.

Teaching a cat to fish.

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

this is art

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

gonz… oh no…

gonz… oh no…

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

beerfest 2: beardfest

beerfest 2: beardfest

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club

what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club