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Public service announcement.
Public service announcement.
That moment.
That moment.
How to get a tank.
How to get a tank.
She laughs?!
She laughs?!
I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.
I use sarcasm instead of punching you in the face.
You wouldn’t understand.
You wouldn’t understand.
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
How to troll your kids.
How to troll your kids.
Numbers.
Numbers.
Tourist vs. art graduate vs. Asian.
Tourist vs. art graduate vs. Asian.
How people see me playing…
How people see me playing…
I’m a four letter word…
I’m a four letter word…
I MAED DIS.
I MAED DIS.
How do you park your car?
How do you park your car?
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Join the conversation
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.