Feeling Lucky?

Conversations with my two year old.

A chicken will peck.
A chicken will peck.
Introverted but willing to discuss plants.
Introverted but willing to discuss plants.
Yessir. The debt is paid.
Yessir. The debt is paid.
Hard Brisket
Hard Brisket
*insert tinfoil hat here*
*insert tinfoil hat here*
Worship In Peace.
Worship In Peace.
The Isolator helmet was used to help the wearer focus by rendering the wearer deaf, limiting their vision, and pumping them full of oxygen.
The Isolator helmet was used to help the wearer focus by rendering the wearer deaf, limiting their vision, and pumping them full of oxygen.
And XxXtra high fructose corn syrup!
And XxXtra high fructose corn syrup!
That should do the trick…
That should do the trick…
This billboard ad peeling off is v creepy
This billboard ad peeling off is v creepy
Damnright Mandy. You can get it.
Damnright Mandy. You can get it.
Sealed Ecto Plazm from 1986
Sealed Ecto Plazm from 1986
A 19th century drug store
A 19th century drug store
Do the tiny snore.
Do the tiny snore.
A wild luggage in its natural habitat
A wild luggage in its natural habitat
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Join the conversation
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
left+swipe
left swipe
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?