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Yer a Narwhal Harry!

Yer a Narwhal Harry!
Passive aggressive instructions
Passive aggressive instructions
Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.
Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.
Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.
Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.
Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.
Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.
Get thee hence, scurvy knave.
Get thee hence, scurvy knave.
Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.
Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.
Stop it with the pressure, peers…
Stop it with the pressure, peers…
The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth
The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth
We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com
We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com
Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.
Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.
I nominate Mr. Trump.
I nominate Mr. Trump.
Nature documentaries are invest-able .
Nature documentaries are invest-able .
No one calls her until they need something
No one calls her until they need something
Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.
Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.
Ultimate noms.
Ultimate noms.
Someone+gato.
Someone gato.
Clever+girl.
Clever girl.
Three+legs%2C+four+feet%2C+16+fingers%2C+two+functional+penises.+Meet+Frank+Lentini.
Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.
Based+on+real+life.
Based on real life.
Join the conversation
You+May+have+it+all%2C+sir.
You May have it all, sir.
BURN+THE+BUILDING
BURN THE BUILDING
Words.
Words.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+danger+noodle%2C+Christopher.
It’s a danger noodle, Christopher.
%26%238216%3B%CB%9CTill+the+candles+burn+out%2C+at+last.
‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.
%2Ahisses+in+%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%A5%E2%80%99%2A
*hisses in 🥒*
Have+you+seen+my+corns%3F
Have you seen my corns?
Love+thy+neighbor.
Love thy neighbor.