Can’t we all just get along?

Yeah, that’s fair.

Kissing.exe has crashed.

Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water

My entire life is a lie

#mansnotcop

Excessive force.

Healthcare tips.

I did what any respectable dog would do. #noregrets

Tame the baby fever!

I just like having options… personally.

The life and death of a jelly doughnut.

Bending the fabric of the universe

Mozzarella sticks are hard to eat.

The king of Sweden out hunting.

Lily will not be pleased.