Feeling Lucky?

You should really be thanking me…

You should really be thanking me...
Kisses on the lips…
Kisses on the lips…
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…
Tipping servers.
Tipping servers.
We’re adults, right?
We’re adults, right?
Welcome to the working world.
Welcome to the working world.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Childhood.
Childhood.
Summer in Colorado.
Summer in Colorado.
My cat loves boxing.
My cat loves boxing.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
Mended
Mended
Conversations with the police.
Conversations with the police.
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
Science level: Nigeria.
Science level: Nigeria.
Childhood ruined.
Childhood ruined.
a+useless+card
a useless card
The+correct+use+of+privilege
The correct use of privilege
welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
get+it%2C+goofy%21
get it, goofy!
Join the conversation
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+next+time
there’s always a next time
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late
per+my+last+shot
per my last shot
a+true+american+patriot
a true american patriot
i+really+want+a+donut+now
i really want a donut now
what+a+happy+surprise%21
what a happy surprise!
don%26%238217%3Bt+drink+milk+and+drive
don’t drink milk and drive
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too